Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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