Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Success! We fucked roommates!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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