so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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