with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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