Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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