If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize