THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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