so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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