ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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