Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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