even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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