Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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