Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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