Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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