Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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