What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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