she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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