Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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