Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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