Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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