WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
