Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize