I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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