I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
