so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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