You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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