i think i have herpe
just one?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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