My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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