Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Dicks are not precious.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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