Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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