Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
i now understand why vodka
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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