Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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