There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
is it fun? or sober?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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