how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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