just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
