Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
