If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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