Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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