Dual....:-)
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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