I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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