I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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