so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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