But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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