Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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