What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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