NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
smell my finger.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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