He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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