I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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