If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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