did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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