You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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