turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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