: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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