If i come over, it means nothing
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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