once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
