I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Last time i carry you out of a forest
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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